forever young 🍀

“I am darkness. I am night. I. Am. Batman!”

No, it takes skill to trip on your own feet, fall flat on your face, get up quickly while you think no one’s seen you, and in your rush trip over a completely smooth concrete sidewalk and fall on your face again.

I have done this more times than I am proud to admit, and at this point my pride’s pretty low.

This is so true. Only Americans are cool enough to have invented SWAG